Draco as a Gryffindor and Harry as a Slytherin.
… Wait. Am I dead? Look at Draco. NO, WAIT. LOOK AT HARRY. LOOK AT BOTH OF THEM. HOT DAMN.
YES, WAITER. I’LL HAVE THIS ALTERNATE REALITY. THANKS.
(via incredadele)
On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, How nosy are you?